Glasgow Picnic

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.

"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"

by EduardoBellini April 20, 2019

Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.

I hate Glasgow, Missouri.

by 420fvckyou420 February 5, 2018

Glasgow

Paris after a nuclear Holocaust.

I have to write something in this box soooo.... "Glasgow"

by Frankie Boyle Biatch February 10, 2010

Glasgow throat-clearing

To fart or break wind.

Gibson was doing a little Glasgow throat-clearing in the loo the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler September 11, 2005

Glasgae Style

When you have sex with a prostitute and ask if you can pay her next week

Man: Hey is it alright if i do it glasgae style.

Prostitute: Sure

(after havin sex the bloke finishes) & says

Man: is it alright if i pay you next week

by hunglikadonkey May 20, 2009

Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.

Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst

by Das Unterweger October 25, 2007

Glasgow Kiss

To headbutt someone

"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""

by durpyderpadurpd January 1, 2012