Definitions by EduardoBellini

DeMcLettuce 

To remove burger lettuce, usually from a

car seat, or from a pair of trousers.

Some form of demclettucing is nearly always required after a BigMac or McChicken Sandwich.

It took me five minutes to demclettuce the seat of my BMW after dropping him off.

DeMcLettuce by EduardoBellini April 1, 2021

Glasgow Picnic 

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.

"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"

Glasgow Picnic by EduardoBellini April 20, 2019