Nitti-gritty

1: Da minuscule-but-abrasively-hurtful details dat Elliot Ness had to deal with in regards to Al Capone's right-hand-man henchman.
2. Da unpalatable and irritatingly-picky details regarding actual history of whether said smug sleazeball actually performed many of da entertainingly-memorable felonious actions portrayed in da 1987 "The Untouchables" film.

Da wildly-popular "war on liquor" gangster-drama starring Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro may indeed have been exciting and dramatic for its viewers, but if you get right down to da Nitti-gritty of it, da infamous "goon in a white suit" character played by Billy Drago apparently never personally performed hitman-style assassinations as depicted in said movie, nor was he actively involved in much if any actual killing, either.

by QuacksO May 9, 2022

gritty chic

That which is stylish and also associated with decay, old world charm or urban blight.

To quote Scott Simon on NPR, "Detroit's got a pile of troubles. It also has a new kind of gritty chic."

by greatgranddad October 18, 2014

Gritties

grandma titties

"Grandma got no gritties"

by anonymous October 21, 2021

The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

Gritty

Someone or something that expresses toughness.

Mike Tyson fought a real gritty fight against Lenox Lewis.

by MagicCent September 9, 2025

gritty

when you do the griddy but mispronounce it

Tom: im gonna do the gritty
John: dont you mean griddy?

by amiruchis August 14, 2023

Gritty Fuck

When you are having sex (usually at the beach) and you get sand in the vagina.

Jenny and I were at the beach and had a gritty fuck.

by Norrin1 January 6, 2019