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Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
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grustle

a verb formed from the words grind and hustle meaning to put in work or constant effort against harsh opposition.

Also a noun as in "the grustle" -- i.e. the rat race, the daily grind.
How are things going?

"I'm on the grustle."

or

"grustling, son."
by diego del sol August 21, 2007
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Grustler

Someone who can one-up hustling. Like hustlers they get money, bitches and drugs but in a different way. They try to broaden all the topics and gain them at once. A grustler doesn't care about anyone but themselves and they tend to make friends just to use them for money or certain protection. They can persuade very easily. They strive for money in the most hustling of ways.
Grustler1: "I sell weed out of my candy store so people will buy weed and candy." two birds one stone.

Grustler2: "I pimp bitches that pimp bitches and each one of them sell drugs, so I'm just racking up money." Grustling at it's best.
by Flint daddy November 28, 2012
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gristlegraw

The hairy pockets between an old womans neck rolls
That gristlegraw is givingh me a hairy eyeball
by feral dog August 11, 2009
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grissle frisker

one who searches the penile region of another, often in an unwelcome manner
The Department of Homeland Security has made a concerted effort to hire highly trained grissle friskers in an attempt to search many the dong for contraband.
by Clem Middia September 12, 2012
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Rusty Ghristle

A kinky form of sexual activity. You create a hook with your index finger, and massage the interiors of a womans anal cavity.
Women: "You want to go upstairs for a bit?"

Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"
by MeatPieEye November 30, 2010
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gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle
"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."
by MeanMachine May 15, 2007
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