Guelph Whore

Bitch that will screw you over and sleep around with guys or girls for spider plants to hoard.

im going to pulling a guelph whore a.k.a a "Remy" and keep 1000 spider plants

by wow923 May 18, 2011

Guelf

A Guelf is somone who enjoys wrestling with boys so much that people begin to question their sexuality. Their passion for wrestling is only matched by their love of fast food. Especially Wendy's

person1, "hey did you hear that ryan was wrestling all

weekend?"

person2, "ya hes a total Guelf"

by the1savior January 17, 2011

Guelph

When a person is on the toilet, performing the act of number 2, the day after a long night of drinking.

Man, I'm guelphing hard today, we drank a shit load last night.

by mdamda0808 April 28, 2011

guelo

a catch-all word for any noun or verb, often used in order to encourage the question of "what is guelo?' in response one must respond "one does not simply guelo into Mordor.

My mellow, fellow, guelo, once inquired if one could simply guelo, mellowly, with a fellow, into mordor. To which I replied emphatically, one does not simply guelo into Mordor.

by GAMSbond March 21, 2011

grueling

the act of capping, stop do that shit

“i get mad bitches”
“you’re ugly as fuck, stop grueling”

by some random tsg mf February 11, 2022

Guelph

A word that predominantly is used to substitute the work "Gay" as a negative term. but it my also be a substitute for any other negative swear words.

(ex 1. as gay)
Drew: yo man kat and i are going to see my schools play do you want to come?
Luke: forget that man thats so guelph

(ex 2. as gay)
luke: yo man its so guelph my mom wont let me take the car out tonight
matt: man that is guelph

(ex 3. as swear word)

matt: yo champ just lit his arm on fire
luke: champ is guelphed in the head

(ex 4. all of the above)

luke: yo man these examples are guelph

by G102 February 21, 2009

Guelph

When one burps and throws up in one's own mouth at the same time. similar to the romanticized "shart".

the appearance of your wife concluded in me guelphing in my own mouth

by quinny626 October 22, 2010