Gert Christoffle Vermaak

An amazing person with a great personality, but has a sensitive heart and he easaly gives his heart away and gets hurt, he expects alot of a person and that is their downfall. He tries his best to make people laugh when he himself is badly hurt inside
My name is Gert Christoffle Vermaak.
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Gert

Gert means intense crypto gains.
"Daimn son where did you get those Gert?
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Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
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Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.
Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.
by AndyM13 February 10, 2022
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gert

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.
"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."
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GERTS

Gay exclusionary radicalised Trans supporters
The GERTS harrassed the candidate as just another gay white middle-class republican.
by NYchap February 28, 2020
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