Germantic

The name a boy gave to his older brother's penis for being incredibly large!

Jeremy has a germantic penis.

by Jake likes steak April 22, 2011

Germatic

My husband is German and I said in passing you're being so dramatic and then I linked in that he was also a German. Then the term Germatic was born.

A dramatic German
“You're being so germatic”.
“You're a German and you're being dramatic， you're germatic”.

by Mumma Jazz August 11, 2017

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.

Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.

by FatGimp December 16, 2019

Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up

That idiot is a geriatric fuck

by Dweef March 17, 2020