Charles Gasparino

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.

Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up

by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

Gaspalicious

--An adjective describing the feeling where you look at an -object, gasp and fumble for words.
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumble for words

After seeing Van Gogh's 'Starry Night' paintings I was gaspalicious
Michelle Obama's dress was gaspalicious!

by lostexplorer June 4, 2009

Gasperger's

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.

-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-

by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010

Gaspergoo

A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips

Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!

by Suka may korncob May 29, 2019

Gasper

British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.

by Croatalin December 2, 2013

Gasper Treatment

The process of being "OWNED" by many entities

Mike got ripped off on ebay, and did not know what to do. Mike formed a plan... He got his Camaro/Firebird buddies to unite the message board forums of the internet to deliver the Gasper Treatment to the crook.

by Eric Gasper March 10, 2005

Gaspionage

Performing the act of passing gas in crowded areas and not being found guilty.

I was in a fully packed elevator yesterday and got away with gaspionage. I looked just as disgusted as the 3 midgets standing right behind me. Noone had a clue. I wish I could get the video and post it on my Flog.

by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009