Fudpet

Mystical creature once discussed relating to the fudbuddies NFT project - does not exist

Marsou - Yo Lewis, those Fudpets out yet?
Lewis - What’s a Fudpet?

by #1geek May 28, 2022

fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.

" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."

by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022

Fappetite

One’s desire to fapp. Especially due to a lack of sexual stimulation or sexual frustration.

Dude, I’ve got quite a fappetite today. Can I use your bathroom?

by Chillegitimate brozie June 16, 2025

Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025

Full Finger Fumpeting

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky

Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.

by Usblatte September 21, 2020