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road fishing

When lacking a decent place to enjoy alcoholic beverages free from interference, road fishing is a final option. This act consists of driving around the countryside with a cooler full of beverages, allowing all passengers to 'fish' out and enjoy drinks hidden from public view. Road Fishing is only recommended in rural settings.
"Dave's parents shut down tonight's plan for a party, so we're just going to go road fishing until something new comes up."
by drBHat May 6, 2008
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prison fishing

A common sport among prisoners when an inmate unwraps a Jolly Rancher and places it between his/her butt cheeks. Later that day, they remove the Jolly Rancher, re-wrap it, and set it on an empty table. They then move a few paces away and wait for an unsuspecting "fish" to "take the bait" and eat the butt-Rancher.
We were prison fishing for hours last week. The only downside is that my bum is still sticky.
by eaglefeather44 March 15, 2009
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fishing out

Tina fished out while driving. Now her dumb ass is in the hospital.
by theo April 3, 2005
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hippie fishing

While at Burning Man the act of tying a glowstick to a string or even a fishing rod and casting it out into the playa. Then the fisher waits for a person to try to pick it up and then yanks the glow stick away.
To celebrate their success at Burning Man, the group went hippie fishing
by firenipples45 September 13, 2007
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Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).
"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."
by Bonkers! December 24, 2008
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Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.
Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on
by Lesstatt June 16, 2013
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poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
by C0TT07V January 26, 2010
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