Fuperb

Fucking Superb

By Jove, Reginald, this vintage is simply fuperb!

by arrghmatey January 27, 2010

fuderwhack

a series of absurd dance steps in which the Mad Hatter in "Alice in Wonderland" is a pro.

"The Mad Hatter is the best at fuderwhacking!"

by AnnaDepp March 6, 2010

fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

funeral damage

In Dungeons & Dragons or similar game, when a player's minimum damage is enough to defeat an enemy but the player desires to see the resulting damage, this is referred to as rolling "funeral damage."

GM: What's the minimum damage for your dagger attack?
Player 1: Let's see, it's dee-four plus eight. So, nine.
Player 2: Don't forget sneak attack.
Player 1: Oh duh. Two dee-six means two more.
GM: Eleven damage is enough to kill this guy. You just need to hit.
Player 1: Woo! Seventeen on the die! Eat it!
GM: Okay, it's dead.
Player 2: Wait a second, you get to roll like, three dice. DO IT.
GM: Fine. Roll funeral damage.
Player 1: Nice! Twenty-one damage.
GM: He only had three hit points left.

by dither April 28, 2014

Fumbered

The act of being overly fumber, such as in inhalation of too much of the sweet chung (marijuana) or drinking too much to the point where you put your shoes in the blender. This word comes from the ancient dictions of the Balfaic Ochungus who lives in Mount Ochungus.

Bro, last night I was so fumbered, I saw a flat bunger.

by Cecil O'Chungus May 2, 2018

famermaid

A fat ass mermaid

I was at the beach and I saw a famermaid!!

by Bobby boombox March 30, 2018

Fumfer

To say nonsensical things in rapidly therefore no one can understand you.

Jake Peralta : (talks meaningles and rapidly)
Captain Holt: you're fumfering...

Jake Peralta: of course I'm fumfering!

by wayofthevoid August 5, 2019