Funkless

The complete lack of funk in a person, place, thing, or activity.

At a dance club: Hey look at this funkless hipster dancing the breadstick. See Elaine Benes.

Listening to music: Although the concerto was a masterful demonstration of counterpoint, it was overwhelmingly funkless.

by B Everything August 11, 2011

holy fuckles its knuckles

the best phrase a human could use

what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

fuckles

Like freckles, but caused by capillaries bursting in one's cheeks when one strains too hard during orgasm.

Damn! Sally must've gotten some serious play last night! Check out 'dem fuckles on her face!!

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

fuckles

foot nuckles

Like hand nuckles but on your feet

I cracked my fuckles when I got out of bed this morning.

by coolguy515 December 27, 2008

feckless

feckless a verb not giving a feck therefore he or she is feckless

Johnny is a felon and does not give a feck about the presidential election in 2020

He is a feckless fucker

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2019

fuckcessful

(adj.) having achieved a sexual aim or purpose

Bro, I had a crazy fuckcessful night. I got a random blowie AND laid twice!

by bigtut April 5, 2011

Fuckles

When something f***ed up spreads out and creates other (usually unnecessary) f***ed up things.

For example, a person is put on a f***ed up duty to count the marbles in a jar. The person drops the jar and all the marbles spew out. This f***ed up thing has just turned into a bunch of smaller f***ed up things, literally.

Malakai prepared for the fuckles that will surely come after protecting the village from the raiders.

by Majakai September 11, 2019