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Fuckton

Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or

An insurmountable or unattainable differential
Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!

Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!
by MJ82 October 7, 2018
mugGet the Fucktonmug.

Fuckton

A unit of measurement used to denote 100 shitloads: 1 Metric Fuckton = 100 Shitloads.
Skyler, are you coming over with the beer? I have a shitload of people over here, it’s like 20 folks waiting.

Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.
by FreeGame July 4, 2021
mugGet the Fucktonmug.

Fuckton

The weight equivalent to the amount of semen produced during a ton of fucking.
"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."
by Fuckton June 17, 2013
mugGet the Fucktonmug.

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