fuquittable

(fuh-quit-able) Adjective/Adverb

Able to be fucked with.

Shows potential acceptance, ackowledgement, or approval of a particular subject.

Jordan Smith
Word recorded: 12/4/13

Bro 1: Yo bro, check out that girl, she's fine as hell.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely fuquittable.

Wife: "Dear, please do the dishes."
Husband: "Alright... That's fuquittable. Just give me minute.

Boss: Sorry Josh, you have to clean the toilets today.
Josh: Hell no, That is definately not fuquittable. Get Ron to do it. Ron's a bitch.

by Konquest December 4, 2013

fuquapa

A slang term for "holy crap, enough already!"

Wife: Honey, can you bring out the garbage?

Husband: ok, give me a second
Wife: did you bring it out?
Husband: I will
Wife: When?
Husband: give me a second
Wife: when!?
Husband: oh, fuquapaaaaa

by Pepps June 11, 2017

Fuqasses

Large and horrifying, yet attractive beast of a man. Of Icelandic and Fijian descent. Most know for his aggression and brief run in the MLB. He was the first player to be known to use his genitals instead of a baseball bat. A few short weeks later he was banned from the MLB after eating David Eckstein, Fuqasses claims he thought David was a baby. It was found out that after the incident, Ecksteins wife had since fallen in love with Ivanno and Fuqasses proceeded to have children with her then eat said children.
He now returned to the woods of Iceland when he eats stray babies and hits rocks with his junk to practice for the world baseball classic.

Be careful out there, or the magnificent locks of Fuqasses will eat your kids.

by Ivanno March 15, 2011

Fuquetarde

A variant of "fucktard" used when the fucktard in question is a fucktard of such substantial style, grace, and magnitude that the mere common appellation "fucktard" will no longer suffice to describe him, her, or them.

Fucktard raised to a higher power, or distilled to a more refined purity.

One: Look here... It quotes this congressman as saying global warming can't be a threat because the Bible's book of Genesis promises that god won't destroy the world again. What a fucktard.
Two: No, no... That man there is a bona fide hyper-dongtastic Grand Poobah Fuquetarde.

by Honor November 22, 2010

Fuque

Transitive Verb:
1. To insert one's phallus into another's box, beaver, or sex slot. To do, to perform sexual actions with another, to partake in intercourse with, etc.
2. To harm or do bodily damage with an object shaped like a phallus, such as a dildo.
3. To screw over, to place one into a dilemma, or to subject to unfortunate circumstance.

Adj(Fuquing): Extremely, astoundedly, incredibly, etc.

Originates from the English verb "To Fuck", which has exactly the same definition. Fuque just sounds boxier.

Alec Downie: Don't you dare stick my tie in your pants again. If you do, I fuque you over, biatch.

Eccentria Gallumbits, the three breasted whore of Eroticon VI: Well, it's the easiest way I know of to make money, and the guys just swoon for the triplets. Fuquing is my way of life, and if you don't like it, then fuque off.

by Corporal Bradley, of Regiment Five (in proud array, standing by the bathing) November 28, 2006

Fuqueue

Depending on context, may mean either 'line for brothel' or 'you may require being sexually assulated before you rejoin the human race'.

"Frankly, I'm tired of your whinning attitude and outright lies. Fuqueue"

by vinnie April 25, 2003

fuqgurl

The female equivalent of a fuqboi. Usually seen in Victoria Secret PINK. She is a big fan of the friendzone. Just wants to find a guy that's "not like the others" but always falls for the same type of guy.

"Woah, dude! Have you seen Lexi?"

"Yeah, she's a total fuqgurl."

by Icky Vicky March 28, 2015