by AE1 DADDY October 5, 2012
1. The way you feel when you don't know what to feel
2. A sensation to cry, but your not going to....cause your a man.
2. A sensation to cry, but your not going to....cause your a man.
1. He felt fritzed after being fired from his job...by his mom.
2. He was so fritzed after his doctor told him he is one in a million men who have periods.
2. He was so fritzed after his doctor told him he is one in a million men who have periods.
by SeniorDonDavid January 28, 2014
Used to refer to when things temporarily break down.
Now used to describe a person or persons falsely imprisoning and raping family members, similar to being 'on the rob'.
Now used to describe a person or persons falsely imprisoning and raping family members, similar to being 'on the rob'.
by msra8 January 5, 2010
by kiwixpsychedelic January 18, 2008
to subvert justice; to fix something so others won't know about it; to extend a criminal or civil legal matter and pretend someone is actually going to be punished; to get out of a crime
A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
by Clemus October 3, 2010
the act of being crazy high
“ guys I’m on the fuckin fritz right now”
“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”
“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”
by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018
To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.
by Anonymous February 9, 2003