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Friendservation

When you make a cell phone call to someone you know standing closer to the front of the line than you are currently. You then walk ahead in line to the person you just called, thus confirming your friendservation.
You see some douche butt in front of you in line while talking to someone on the phone. You then realize this douche is on the phone with someone toward the front of the line confirming his friendservation. It's bullshit really.
by Fatts Worum October 28, 2011
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Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.
I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.
by RobFather-X January 8, 2013
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friendseeing

The act or pastime of traveling to a city to visit friends of interest. The more fun way of traveling over traditional sightseeing.
I went friendseeing in San Fransisco this past weekend and the whole gang came out to see me!
by ATrain June 10, 2014
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Friendpetitive

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.
Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.
by Faster Redhead November 12, 2016
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Friendshit

when you're talking to your long-distance SO or friend while sitting on the toilet, and they're also talking to you from the toilet.
person1: can you send me that picture of your cat again? I didn't save it last time.

person2: yeah hold on I'm taking a shit, and the pic is on my computer
person1: oh damn really? I'm taking a shit too!
person2: I wonder if this is our first friendshit *thinking emoji*
by scptrash963 August 19, 2019
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Friendjected

1. Being friends with someone, and having the friendship end for no reason.

2. Two people who have spent time together and or chatted often, but only one person considers it friendship.
She and him had made many memories together, however, since they were in different classes, he ended the friendship. She was friendjected.
by Scarla-Rose004 April 15, 2022
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Temporary online friendlessness

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
by Harmony08 December 8, 2010
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