Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

Friends

WERE JUST FRIENDSSSSSSS!!!! NOTHING MORE THAN THAT K!!!!!!

U: wanna go on a date

Friend: OMG WERE JUST FRIENDS OK. And I have a bf.

by blakedout April 25, 2019

Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit

How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off

by George bacon April 26, 2019

Friends

Friends are people who are always there for you, no matter what happens. You stay together and share secrets and help each other out.

Friends are forever

by Dude I’m awesome and love cats June 3, 2019

Friends

you probably looked this up because you don't have any!

Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"

by The stuff that I made April 11, 2017

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017

Friends

Are people who don't talk about each other behind their backs, they are kind and caring to each other and won't be rude and selfish to you.

"hey ! they look like great friends"

by randomrandom1738 June 15, 2016