Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 27, 2019
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Something you don’t have.
Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.
by R u a stalker? October 04, 2018
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Friends are people who are always there for you, no matter what happens. You stay together and share secrets and help each other out.
Friends are forever
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Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.
by That Dudе June 26, 2018
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Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>
Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you
by A very annoying alpaca April 04, 2018
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Friends, a fictional term used by people who are lonely and wish to hide it :)
Girl 1 : I have so any friends

Girl 2: what are those ?
by ThayDeppressedFish January 16, 2020
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Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.
“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.
by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019
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