frienderbate

to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.

I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fucker his keys before he frienderbates all up on your living room floor.

by sickbunny April 17, 2006

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friendependant

adjective
1. having an attitude or personality that is directly effected by what others think or say about you, and how often it happens.
2. the state of being content only when everyone likes you and lets you know it
3. deriving happiness from public recognition and notice by friends, no matter how inconsequential.

jan was friendependant because she was only happy when lots of people commented her myspace

by runner mynx May 22, 2007

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friendefits

Sexual favors granted you by someone who is only a friend (but a friend with benefits).

Dude, she's cool and we've been best buds forever, but we never dated or anything. But man, the friendefits are pretty damn good!!

by John Legumes April 30, 2008

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FrienDebt

when someone doesn't have any money to pay for their dinner or round of drinks...

They need to go into Friendebt

Whose round is it… oh don’t ask Brian I believe he’s using friendebt…
Do they take that here?!

by jaydeB April 7, 2009

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friendencies

Someone's facebook-friending behavioral profile. "friendencies" include serial friending, indiscriminate friending, friending for bets, turtling, or only friending people they know irl.

Title of article:
Friendencies of the American Male

Abstract:

This paper examines the frendencies of the american male. Factions tend to friend at random, some for bragging rights, and still others conservatively.

by robotnik_9001 April 2, 2011

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