Stuart Freeman

Drink made with Orange Soda and Vodka usually seen in black neighborhoods.

Bitch got me steamin'
Chillin on the corner wit a cold Stuart Freeman

by Bois G January 30, 2009

Freehand

Freehanding is when you wank with no aids but your imagination. To properly freehand you must use no porn

-did you see that chick's cleavage man?
+oh fuck yeah man i freehanded to it later on

by jeff-C December 18, 2005

freeman's pass

A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.

Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.

by DeadlyPinecone333 November 4, 2018

done a freeman

"Doing A Freeman" - This involves standing up from your desk, without warning, walking out the door; never to return.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.

Worker 1 - "Have you seen Paul?"
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."

by ChreeesChan September 30, 2013

FREESANTANAWORLD

In the time Tay k was on the run he had a friend who when by the street name as Santana. On their way somewhere, they had a argument with the people in the other car beside them. Santana, A army marine, pulled out a strap harming one person in the car. Ever since then Tay K would put a hashtag "#FreeSantana or #SantanaWorld representing his boy.

FREESANTANAWORLD FREE OUR NIGGA SANTANA AND TAY K. STAY UP!

by Ianscrew July 9, 2018

martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

by Threegunvash October 17, 2008