French Freckle Garying

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.

Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.

by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017

Loose Booty Freckled Fruity

A terminal gay guy who have the skin type of freckles and have multiple partners for anal pleasure.

Aye, that loose booty freckled fruity gonna catch the lick if he don’t slow his roll!!! For real, for real....

by Duke Da God February 9, 2019

two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011

boston freckler

Well, simply put, it is when a gentleman or a young lady is "tossing salad" if you will, and the partner who's salad is being "tossed" flatulates with what we may describe as a bout of "wet gas" and fecal matter is sprayed creating a freckle-like appearance on the tossers face.

After my date and I consumed the buffalo wing special at Hooters; I went home with him and thanked him thoroughly for our dinner. Suddenly to my surprise, he blew ass and covered me with the poop spray (aka Boston Freckler) that appeared like the Howdy-Doody sun-kissed spots I always coveted in other Irish women at the local pubs.

by Hyman and Snatch November 19, 2006

freckle speckle

when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles

i was eating this chicks ass when she gave me the freckle speckle

by ken power September 5, 2007

freckle wagon

n. fictional conveyance that delivers freckles, nevi and lentigo to the homes of cute girls.

Wow! I see you kept the freckle wagon pretty busy when you were little.

What?

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

frecklestache

A series of freckles on the upper lip that forms a mustache. Common among overly tanned women.

Check out that chick's frecklestache!

by usedbysomeoneelse June 5, 2009