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Fræs, Fræser, Murfræs and Murfræserlosjen:
«Fræs» is originally a norwegian slang for having fun as in getting drunk or/and fucked up on all kinds of drugs, but now has evolved into a polysemous or a multi-purpose expression. The specific origin of the word is unknown, but it’s common around the Rogaland district Jæren. «Fræser» is the definition of someone who likes to have a little «extra fun» drug-wise.
«Murfræs» is a fairly new expression which has emerged from the slang «fræs». It means getting extremely loaded/high on dangerous amounts drugs. It’s said that to accomplish «murfræs» you have to be on at least five different drugs, in addition to being drunk.
In the last days of december '22 during the christmas vacation in Jæren (Bryne), a local «Fræser» and artist established a «masonic-like» lodge/organization called Murfræserlosjen. It’s believed that the organization practice «Fræs» through occult rituals, but this is just speculation. «Murfræserlosjen» is most likely a play on the word «frimurerlosjen» which means «the masonic lodge» in norwegian. Very little is known about the lodge since it’s still in progress.
«Fræs» is originally a norwegian slang for having fun as in getting drunk or/and fucked up on all kinds of drugs, but now has evolved into a polysemous or a multi-purpose expression. The specific origin of the word is unknown, but it’s common around the Rogaland district Jæren. «Fræser» is the definition of someone who likes to have a little «extra fun» drug-wise.
«Murfræs» is a fairly new expression which has emerged from the slang «fræs». It means getting extremely loaded/high on dangerous amounts drugs. It’s said that to accomplish «murfræs» you have to be on at least five different drugs, in addition to being drunk.
In the last days of december '22 during the christmas vacation in Jæren (Bryne), a local «Fræser» and artist established a «masonic-like» lodge/organization called Murfræserlosjen. It’s believed that the organization practice «Fræs» through occult rituals, but this is just speculation. «Murfræserlosjen» is most likely a play on the word «frimurerlosjen» which means «the masonic lodge» in norwegian. Very little is known about the lodge since it’s still in progress.
FRÆS/MURFRÆS
One co-worker to another:
1: -So, any plans for the weekend?
2: -Nah, nothing special, just the usual «fræs». You?
1: -Hehe, same. I might do my monthly «murfræs».
2: -Well, well, well! A fellow «fræser»!
1: -Oh yes! Wanna join the «murfræs» later?
2: -Absolutely! Let’s start at your place and head out afterwards and try to draw «murfræserlosjen’s» attention and become members!
1: -HELL YEAH! LONG LIVE FRÆS!
One co-worker to another:
1: -So, any plans for the weekend?
2: -Nah, nothing special, just the usual «fræs». You?
1: -Hehe, same. I might do my monthly «murfræs».
2: -Well, well, well! A fellow «fræser»!
1: -Oh yes! Wanna join the «murfræs» later?
2: -Absolutely! Let’s start at your place and head out afterwards and try to draw «murfræserlosjen’s» attention and become members!
1: -HELL YEAH! LONG LIVE FRÆS!
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