francesturbation

francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way

When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.

by captainpun July 28, 2011

Francesca

a beautiful bitch with the sexiest smile youll ever lay your eyes on, talented and outgoing, gorgeous eyes, ever fine youself a francesca- never let her go-youll regret it, shy but once you get to know her, crazy with an amzing personality and totally sexy, luvs the summer and loves her bf with everything shes got, soft and sweet on the outside-but really get on her nerves and there goes your living shit!

sexy talented amazing francesca

by luvernoybS.334 March 14, 2011

France

An illegitimate state.

Please. None of us have time to discuss such childish topics such as 'atheism, 'human rights,' or 'France.'

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 18, 2021

Frances

perfection.

not only is she beautiful but she's got an amazing personality to go along with it. very charismatic and flirty. her dog Dior is the love of her life. you should be greatful to even just have met her once in your life. she is a keeper. she is meant to shine in the entertainment industry as an actress and singer and will use her power to help those that are less fortunate. but nothing hath like a woman scorned. she will make your life hell if u mistreat her or make her angry in any way.

her dog Dior is the love of her life.

wow i just met Frances and i feel like my life is complete.

i pulled a Frances and won the election with my perfect speech.

by faye531 February 4, 2010

Francesca

Francesca is a beautiful girl who cares for everyone. Like the Italian meaning of her name (free) Francesca loves the open air and all nature. She is known through out her school, however, she only hangs around with a small group of friends who all love her so much. She has beautiful brown hair and the most magnificent hazel (brown and green) eyes that match. Francesca is talented, hilarious, gorgeous and not to mention creative. She is amazing at art, however gets awkward when people compliment it. She may seem uncomfortable at first but once you get to know her, she is the bestest friend you could ever ask for. Everyone needs a Francesca in their lives ❤️❤️❤️

Me >*cries in the lockers*
Francesca > *sees* Hey!! What's wrong *rubs back*

Me> *sniffles* My boyfriend cheated on me...
Francesca> that Son of a bitch, cmon, we'll show him who's boss

Me>thanks francesca

by CallMeRiver June 26, 2017

Francesca

Francesca is an all around gorgeous girl! She has beautiful eyes and a perfect smile. Her laugh and smile are very very contagious and very cute. When's she's with her friends she's super outgoing and alittle crazy. Francesca can be stupid sometimes but you still love her. She cares about everyone and most likely will grow up and do something that involves helping.! Francesca probably plays a sport like swimming, softball, or volleyball. And on top of all that she has an awesome bod and a phat ass!

Francesca is gorgeous and silly

by Sarah Lancaster April 13, 2017

Dirty Francesco

Dirty Francesco is the act of making a hole in the pillow, drawing your best friend's face on it, then penetrating it until it is filled with semen and then drinking the semen from the pillow

I have to go buy another pillow because I made mine the "Dirty Francesco" and it no longer works

by The useless pillow September 3, 2021