Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
by CB1703 March 3, 2009
A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.
by westlakehand September 13, 2011
The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
When an orthodox-Jewish man ejaculates into a bitty's mouth, after which she spits the cum into her vagina, thereby avoiding the Biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a blowjob possible.
Joel: Dude, this bitch gave me a sick Fountain Head last night. At first I remembered, "Oh no my seed!" Then I was like, "oh yeah, we're good bitch."
by Shayna Goldblow December 9, 2011
A shock site that features an Asian woman being laid while she is shitted on and milk is squirted on her from the anuses of other women.
by Emogaz July 24, 2011
The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.
Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.
by Nellobruh December 2, 2016
The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.
by Twills March 9, 2011