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flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.
John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.
by Notikk July 28, 2009
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flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.
Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...
by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010
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forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down
A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!"
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already."
by Kabioli March 8, 2008
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forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot
the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.
by epicph41l March 8, 2008
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by August WW October 3, 2022
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Festered Cheerio

A rotting asshole, a suppurating anus.
by Diddygaruk April 3, 2006
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