used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009
Get the footy or it didnt happenmug. When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
Get the Bear Wearing Footy Pajamasmug. by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022
Get the azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-footmug. This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022
Get the Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlickermug. When bae cares about your hydration so much that you just whip out your foot and stuff it into a pan of syrup while getting chased by Front Man from the Squid Games!!!
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
Get the Angry Sticky Footymug. by SkibonerEdgeLord January 23, 2025
Get the Skin Footiemug. A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet
by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 27, 2025
Get the Maple syrup footiemug.