fondue poo

1) (N.) A hot dish usually made of cheese, wine and poo.
2) (Adj.) The defecation that occurs following a trip to Ingrams Chili Bowl.
1) You have to appreciate the nutty aroma in this fondue poo.
2) My last fondue poo piled so high I could feel it!
by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004
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spacepot fondue

John enjoys a spacepot fondue
by Milldog123 November 17, 2015
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Anal fondue

A group of people joining in anal sex and is strictly anal sex
Id so have an anal fondue with Kanye and Kimmy
by Boosom May 21, 2016
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Fondue Blumpkin

This is probably the apex of sexuality. It's when you have bad diarrhea while a female (or male I suppose if you are inclined) is giving you a blowjob and you remove your penis from his/her mouth and dip it into the chocolate toilet soup only to pull it back up and reinsert within her/his eager mouth for an extra saucy reentry. Pretty much a dream come true.
My boyfriend gives me the best fondue blumpkins after 4loko and Chipotle.
by Ltnflvr August 21, 2011
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Chocolate Fondue

The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.
I just Chocolate Fondue'd my wife. it was messy stuff.
by Francis Oregano September 25, 2009
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Freeburg Fondue

The act of filling your a woman's anus with hot cheese or chocolate before inserting your penis. The woman then licks the yummy coating off until both parties are satisfied.
That girl is way to skinny, I think she needs some Freeburg Fondue!
by Emil PB September 29, 2006
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