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Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.
The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008
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Flindingo

While a male homosapien is receiving fellatio, just before the penis is ready to ejaculate the male then pulls himself out of the mouth. Upon retraction, the male then ejaculates upon the females face and with the last drop of semen smacks it across her face in an elaborate fashion while screaming "flindingo!"
Ohh yeah baby, ohh yeah, oh man im gonna cum! im gonna! AHHHHHHHH FLINNDDINGGOOOOOOO!!!
by Evan and Jesse April 8, 2005
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Flandt

by Johntom1900 June 26, 2016
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Flendextor

A demon that loves rutabagas and rules over nine realms. He carries a thorn whip and a battle axe. His skin is red and he has massive wings and horns.

He owns a shitty geek app to sell his shitty shit.
"O SHIT, IT'S FLENDEXTOR"

"HELLO MORAL, IT IS ME, FLENDEXTOR, RULER OF NINE REALMS and SOON TO BE 10."

"THE WORLD IS FUCKED."
by Follower of Flendextor June 16, 2018
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Flandrian

flandrian is a bottom uwu
by michimochimae December 11, 2022
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The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.
Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”
by The5thNov September 5, 2020
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Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"
"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"
by spittin game July 19, 2009
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