Plop and Flush

When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.

Girl 1: OMG!

Girl 2: What happened?

Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.

by Original Guera July 1, 2007

fuck ‘n flush

A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.

I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.

by Aelana August 13, 2022

:flushed:

One of the most powerful signs of emotion, confusion, and power in our universe.

It is used to commune between powerful beings on all platforms of the infinitely large internet.

Dude: what if we put are beds next to each other in Minecraft..? 😳
Me: 😳😳

:flushed:

by BionicNoob November 22, 2019

Flushing Rappers

A list of the top and most popular rappers from Flushing Queens, New York:
Mic Geronimo
Flowsik
Nutso
Royal Flush
Grand Larce
Large Professor
Neek The Exotic
Shogunna
Aleon
Jiggz
EscoHolla
Eyezlow
Pop-off Balla
Frank White
Social Suiside
Marc Dollarz
Reign Era

Damn, that's them Flushing Rappers.

by Flush Town rep June 6, 2011

mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health

omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010

FLEISHMANED

When you send all your money to a romance scam artist in Dubai in hopes of receiving never ending love, and happiness.

Bitch I can’t believe how broke yo ass is now that you sent all your money to that Eric guy. You’ve been Fleishmaned.

by Eric Fleishman September 22, 2018

Paranoid Flush

The act of becoming so paranoid you flush your stash. In extreme cases and with minors, the move may also include alcohol, which is a real shame.

Dude, somebody calm down Alex before he does a paranoid flush.

by Nick D. March 24, 2007