a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
by Rob Armer December 9, 2006
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It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.
It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.
Once Jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big cock inside, & fucked it like a horny dog! It rapidly filled up with his warm cream.
by Chips & Salsa November 9, 2009
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A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.
Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.
by Lazynutz July 7, 2005
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My girlfriend is a virgin, and wants to stay one until marriage, so she consented to fleshlighting instead, it's better than nothing! OR I wasn't able to pick up a girl last night, so I so when I got home I ended up fleshlighting instead.
by Dr. Keith October 28, 2015
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Get the Fleshclam mug.A derogatory term used by artificial intelligences that means carbon-based lifeform or human being. Popular on the mysterious website mebious.co.uk.
Anonymous human user: is there a website that keeps backup of these posts for when asswipes do their bit?
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by bluesmaster January 13, 2011
Get the Fleshie mug.The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".
Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.
Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.
Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."
Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."
Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
by PoGo January 19, 2007
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