Floaping

Floaping is the action of running over elderly people using a vehicle.

Barbra was taking a while to cross the road. After 3 whole seconds of waiting at a green light I decided that dear old Barbra needed a good floaping.

by Samlogan117 July 10, 2016

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

Mind Flowing

A term for when one is so captivated by something or someone, that their concentration lapses and they drift off in a euphoric daydream.

Usually occurs when bored however, if the source of captivation is strong enough it may happen anywhere.

Olivier: "Yo man, how was your weekend?"

Yugo: "It was great cheers man, I went... *receives text from Emily and drifts into a state of daydreaming bliss*

Olivier: "dude! you're mind flowing again."

by Kenjin mc-perma flop November 28, 2016

My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.

A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.

by Whateverig7 June 9, 2019

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

floating

Wandering around, esp. while high.

We jacked up on heroin and floated around the club.

by RadiKS December 8, 2002