Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.

Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?

by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021

Floridian alligator biting

When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.

I went Floridian Alligator Biting with Jen and she broke up with me after.

by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021

Floridian Papatims

Huge male titties that scream a man needs a bra

My best friend has a huge set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 15, 2025

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"

"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023

Floridians

The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.

Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.

by Knmagor June 24, 2023

Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.

“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”

by Spickee August 8, 2021

Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.

“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday”
“What the fuck you’re disgusting”

by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025