Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"
by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023
Get the Floridian Hippie Tar Pitmug. by Knmagor June 24, 2023
Get the Floridiansmug. A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025
Get the Floridian Virus Dreamcatchermug. by baconcheesestick May 15, 2025
Get the Floridian Papatimsmug. The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?
Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021
Get the Floridian Hand Grenademug. In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
Get the Floridian Hail Stormmug. When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.
by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021
Get the Floridian alligator bitingmug.