Junkend floats

Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.

pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*

Junkend floats

by Lonefishzzzing June 22, 2009

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Hate floats on top of Alcohol

It's when people get drunk Enough for all the bad things to start coming out. People's secrets, fears, and general stuff they have been hiding like people they hate.

"You see how mean she got" . " Yeah man hate floats on top of Alcohol".

by Tommy & Timmy B August 22, 2021

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Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

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Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

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