Floaters

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020

floater

a term to describe the level of someone's gayness. if they are very gay, they float because they are so flam-buoyant.

That guy is wearing a pink boa. He's definitely a floater.

by Kody4 November 22, 2011

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

floater

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.

sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level

by mrs_spoons January 6, 2011

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

Floaters

When Beer is left on a table, counter or anything where it is abandoned half full.

"alright, we all paid for this beer, no floaters"

"Who's floater is this?"

by Dickhole Sucker June 4, 2009

floater

a person who hangs around celebs or up-and-coming people in order to get ahead in his or her field

That guy over there is such a floater....he thinks by hanging out with that band hes gonna go places in life.

by Son_of_LB May 24, 2005