Forbidden Fingering February

During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simply rubbing the clitorous.

Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.

Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)

Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.

by Ramdom Guy November 18, 2018

Fingering Party

A leisurely-social gathering whereby the consenting persons partake in the act of manual penetration for an extended period of time. Refreshments are typically served.

Danny: "Wanna have a fingering party in your basement tonight? I'll bring the lube."
Brad: "I don't know, I'll ask my mom."

by Max Vaysman January 10, 2012

flangerine

unusually orange labia - word combined from flange and tangerine

I've never seen such orange flaps, why it's a real flangerine

by Flange the Inquisitor September 16, 2004

cock fingering

Sticking a finger in the male urethra for sexual gratification.

I saw this video online of some chick cock fingering this guy. Ouch!

by ethersync February 11, 2007

fingering elmo

Fingering Elmo is an expression you use when your friends go after young girls or get with young girls.

I couldn't touch her mate, it would be like fingering elmo.

I can't believe you fingered elmo last night, she was never older than 16!

by derbydong June 19, 2009

flingerdinger

A dwarven man's penis.

Wow Rayne, you're such a flingerdinger!

by Magichal July 31, 2008

Flippering

The act of placing one's sweaty testicles in a glass of tea and using them as a stirring rod to mix in sugar. When stirring iced tea, the correct term is "orca-flippering".

Kyle, unable to find a stirring rod, was forced to flipper his own tea last night.

Kyle's testicles shrank quite noticeably because of his session of orca-flippering at the party.

by Cheese Trailer January 28, 2014