facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing

Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night

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footching

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

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"Hey are you in fletchgang?" - person 1
"Yeah, its cool" - person 2

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A way to say "cool" or "b****in" adapted from a saying from Mean Girls by Gretchen. "That is so fetch."

Lady Gaga: That is sooooo fetch.
Ke$ha: Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, Gaga
Lady Gaga: You're just not fetchin enough to appreciate it.

Fetchin by cucumber27 November 24, 2010

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The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

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Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

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