Michael Lee Freeman

The one that god has sent you to for some pizza and beer.

That looked just like Michael Lee Freeman!

by Pizzazzip May 29, 2020

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.

Morgan Freeman is God

by Alex July 22, 2008

Freeman

A person that will not be ruled or enslaved. A self-reliant, self-sufficient, independent person of any sex, any race that is self-directed, self-disciplined, and self-governed. A person that is not opposed to collective governments but believes each person's rights come not from man-made governments but from God and that all are responsible and accountable for their own actions. The exact opposite of a slave.

Thomas Payne was a true freeman .... quote "government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer.".......

by m2hss April 23, 2011

fleemail

An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.

"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."

by wordguy2 April 27, 2010

freemanist

One who worships the almighty Morgan Freeman.

John, "ALL HAIL FREEMAN"

Joe, "I didn't know you were a freemanist!"

by Hayterade October 1, 2013

Josh Freeman

When someone throws an ugly, inaccurate pass that sails way over your head. We call that the Josh Freeman throw.

(Greg Jennings) "Damn, dude just threw me a Josh Freeman."

(Jerome Simpson) "Yeah dude, Dan Conner almost leveled you!"

(Christian Ponder) *ON THE SIDELINE* "Urgh!"

by A Viking's wide receiver October 23, 2013

Catcher Freeman

An African American that freed slaves.

Person1: "Who's that?!"
Person2: That's Catcher Freeman bitch, he's like the black batman."

by Yofacex333 February 22, 2009