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Fabulate

The art and process of making ones self more fabulous; specifically before going out to a party or the club.
Friend 1: Let's go.
Friend 2: Wait, I need to fabulate first.
by crystalfortress November 23, 2010
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Flatulitis

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
by Gas Queen March 1, 2011
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flatulizer

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.
Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.
by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005
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flatchulated

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,
Oppps, I just flatchulated
by daddyo' April 4, 2007
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Aussie flatmate

A native of Australia who joins your flat share and fucks shit up. Seems "quite sound" when you first meet, but as soon as their name's on the contract shit starts to go wrong:

- multiplication: get home from work and your flat is full of Aussies drinking lager, vomming in your toilet, and touching up bull dykes (known as Sheilas). Once Aussies have multiplied in your house, it is v hard to get rid of them.

- shit banter: Aussie banter is based on their supposed superiority to dumb Yanks, boring Poms, sheep shagging Kiwis, and anyone with brown skin. Still think they dominate most sports, despite this not being true.

- Ramsay Street Kitchen Nightmares: nobody in Australia has any taste or knows how to cook. Your kitchen will look like a load of 14-year-old boys moved in for a month. Signs include stacks of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and the smell of wanking coming from the sink.

- crime: Aussies are descended from convicts. The country has been a hotbed of crime since the days of Ned Kelly, and your Aussie flatmate is no different. As they have no taste (see above), they struggle to steal anything valuable, but your TV may get pawned.

- The Aussie goodbye: If you have managed to survive long enough to outstay your Aussie flatmate, you'll probably be treated to the Aussie goodbye. The classic version is to leave without paying a major bill, several months' rent, and with no forwarding address.
Joe: Hi Brad, I've just got back from work. How was your day?
Brad: I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' HEAPS OF FACKIN' BEER YOU POMMY CUNT!
Joe: Oh that's good. I just noticed there's a naked, overweight, sunburnt woman passed out in my bed.
Brad: HAHA YES MATE, ME AND THE BOYS SPIT ROASTED LISA. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI.
Joe: Fuck, I hate having an Aussie flatmate.
by Terry Tractorosis December 4, 2012
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fapulate

To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.
I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.
by The Anomaly February 5, 2003
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Flatulant Torrets Syndrome

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!
by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010
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