Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.

Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.

by Lunchboxpanda June 20, 2010

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Flapjackoff

Catching air on your pancake flap but regretfully finding the floor.

Alas dear chef, every time I come into the kitchen I find you flapjackoffing.

by drmyiis May 31, 2017

chocolate flapjack

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage

my, that woman has some chocolate flapjacks

by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008

Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

sticky flapjack

when you cum in between your partners ass cheeks while they are asleep so when they wake up, their ass cheeks are stuck together.

I tried to shit today but I couldn't because Ronnie gave me a sticky flapjack.

This chick fell asleep at a party so I decided to give her a sticky flapjack.

by Hominahomina March 29, 2009