Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.

Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."

by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015

flair

Buttons and other decorative accessories added to a work uniform, esp. at chain restaurants. Almost universally despised by restaurant workers and customers alike.

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.

by the brockman March 16, 2003

Ric Flaired

A sexual act where directly before climax the man pulls out his penis, jizzes on the girl's breasts, and gives her an open-handed slap to the chest while yelling "WHOOOOOO!"

I was watching vintage wrestling footage last night. Then my girlfriend came over and I Ric Flaired her during sex. She thinks I'm the sweetest man ever.

by NatureBOYYYY June 2, 2009

Ric Flair

EFFIN AWESOME legendary wrestler, who may be old in age but could put the whoopin on yo ass if he felt like it.

Ric Flair is the one and only NATURE BOY. (wooooo!)

by Mick Kick May 5, 2006

Rick Flair

A method of doing shots with a group of people, named after the wrestler from the 80's. People line up and start from one end. The first person take their shot then yells "woooooo" and slaps the person to their left in the chest, which is that persons cue to do their shot. This continues until the end of the line.

We did so many rick flairs at the bar last night, I dont really remember anything but I have a huge red mark on my chest.

by Sean Steimer October 8, 2008

Flair

A brand of electronic cigarette that is popular with the cool kids. Not to be confused with the juul which has been deemed unsatisfactory compared to it.

“Hey man can I hit you juul?”

“Nah that’s for pussys I got a flair!”

by Life lessons with duster November 22, 2018

Flagraff

A person with a very long neck (a mix between a flamingo and a giraff)

Oh my god did you see that guy he was a complete Flagraff

by Bllowfish May 3, 2007