Flanderous

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.

Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.

by Kawalshicky October 9, 2017

getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.

Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.

He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!

by Literature Sage October 17, 2021

Flanderism

Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.

Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave

3. like good people
4. Love flander

I love Flanderism he's my god.

by Flanderism August 19, 2021

Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.

Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.

by Cameron CoIe August 4, 2011

Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018