flamingo spaceship

when you smash the pussy so fast and hard the flesh turns into carbon steel.

Bro: Dude you know lex?

Broseph: yeah man! you smashed!

Bro: Dude, her pussy... a flamingo spaceship

by matachula July 9, 2016

Flamingo

A person that is so skinny their legs look like the will break if they trip and fall.

I saw a flock of flamingoes today while shopping. Glad they didn’t trip and break a leg.

by Tally371 November 12, 2017

flamingo cock

When a Mans Dick has a huge irrection for a long period of time

Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl

by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018

Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.

Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face

by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Flamingo Neck

To walk past a women and break your neck turning around to see what see is working with from behind.

Man that girl was banging, she gave me that flamingo neck.

by Roni Reno June 1, 2010

Flamingo

A reference to any majestic female individual who has potentially friend zoned or let down a long lover and created agony within their lives. The boys affected by this individual woman often scream out "No more flamingos!" in relief of removing this uncanny person from their lives.

Mitchell: Fuck that flamingo man, she ruined my life
Chad: NO MORE FLAMINGOS!!!

by Kuchinator May 11, 2014