Flog the flagpole

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole
by StopSpacism November 28, 2022
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Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.
Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”
by Stephen Barry February 03, 2025
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Flagpole Glovebox

When you lay flat on the reclined passenger seat of your car, stick your legs in the glovebox , and a companion shoves a mini handheld flagpole into your rectum, followed by a barrage of heavy cream fired into your mouth at an approximate speed of 15 mph.
Dude, Izaiah totally nailed that Flagpole Glovebox last night!
by shahahas May 21, 2024
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Elementary Flagpole

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole
by Elementary Flagpole August 21, 2024
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Flagpole

A sexual move created by henry the great during the final depression. When a female rides down penis of a male while screaming as loud as possible imitating the sound of a dying banshee. (Disclaimer: penis must be 20 or more feet for this move to work.)
Female: so what do you wanna do
Male: flagpole
*ambulance sirens*
by Dexter5673 June 25, 2021
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flagpoling

An act of workout positions where the person stands up straight with another person hanging off of their side. Completely straight which leaves in extremely excruciating pain but is extremely good for the core.
Dude I'm so sore after flagpoling but I feel so much better.
by dfhusdfidfjsifjcvnc July 27, 2017
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