John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Decent American president.
Reagan was better.

Why is John Fitzgerald Kennedy better? I'll tell you why:
1. Reagan survived being shot.
2. Reagan got The Wall torn down.
3. Kennedy is a doughnut.

by Angry Wookiee July 19, 2007

frozen fitzgerald

is when you place feces from your partner in a plastic baggy, freeze it, and then insert the frozen log into one of your partners' open holes

"Dude I couldn't believe she fell for the frozen fitzgerald last night it was sick."

by Baku Panurple June 20, 2008

The Flying Fitzgeralds

Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald are the brothers often called The Flying Fitzgeralds. They are true heroes of history. Both of these heroic brothers served in the US Airforce. They saved the nation countless times. I can't even begin to tell you all of their heroic deeds but I will mention one of the many. One time after 911, another terrorist wanted to attack the United States of America. So this terrorist was about to fly his plane into a very large building and kill millions of people. But The Flying Fitzgeralds uncovered his evil plan and stopped it. In an epic dogfight in the skies, The Flying Fitzgeralds managed to bring the terrorist's plane down before anyone was hurt. They saved millions of lives that day. This is just one of the dozens of heroic deeds they've accomplished. But there's too many to list here. But the key takeaway is that The Flying Fitzgeralds: Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald were national hero pilots of the United States. I hope more people hear the tale of these heroes. These heroes don't get the recognition they deserve. If you're reading this, spread the word about The Flying Fitzgeralds.

Man "IT'S THE FLYING FITZGERALDS! OMG!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025

fitzgerald

This the the single worst person in the solar system

slutty whore

You Fitzgerald

by Mr.glass September 17, 2019

Fitzgerald

The last name of a very Irish family. Be warned...as this family is louder, stronger, and funnier than any family you've encountered before and they can hold their alcohol like no ones business. It is always a pleasure to be at the Fitzgerald's because you are treated like one of their own. Come to family dinners prepared; they never argue, but they bring up controversial topics on purpose because they absolutely love to debate. When dinner is over, so is the debate and they shall return to their normal selves.

Man, did you see that family? What a bunch of Fitzgeralds!
How is he not drunk already? Must be a Fitzgerald.

by Da Cheshire Kittu August 3, 2021

Fitzgeralding

Opposite of typo. Doing everything correct in the keyboard

Even though I just bought this computer, I am already Fitzgeralding it.

by Saucysounds July 13, 2023

Fitzgeralding

Up to no good. Crime. Mischief. Doing bad.

Friend "Wanna go fitzgeralding?"
Me "Sure. I'll grab the eggs and toilet paper!"
Friend "Remember to wear all black so you can't be seen."
Me "Obviously. Let's roll, brotha!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025