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First Rule of Fight Club

First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.
Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.
by Oz101010101001010 December 16, 2008
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Rules of Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club
by asdfghjkasdfghkj October 27, 2008
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Sheep Fight Club

From the movie Just Go With It, Sheep Fight Clubs are often used for the owners of sheeps. Sheep fight against each other in these clubs because their owners buy them on gotprettysheep.com
"The new thing is they're training them for the sheep fight clubs, and all you hear is hoof kick, hoof kick, hoof kick, hook kick, ba, bah bah bah," <must be spoken in norwegian accent>
by MEGHANSAMAZINGANDYESS July 24, 2011
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Chinatown Fight Club

An Exclusive, Elite, underground Fight Club in San Francisco. It is located next to shanghai bazaar. Only orientals may enter.
"Dude i got my tits twisted last night."
"Where? At Chinatown Fight Club."
"Fosho."
by hank kaplan May 25, 2008
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That Fight Club Guy

When talking about the movie "Fight Club," it is the one person in the group of people who points out that "there is no Fight Club."
Joe: Yo want to come to my house to watch a movie?
Steve: Yeah let's watch "Fight Club."

Pete: Yeah! That's a kick ass movie. Let's watch it on my Blueray.
Joe: "Fight Club" is definitely one of my favorites.
Leonard: There is no "Fight Club."
Steve: Who invited him? He's totally That Fight Club Guy.
by MIKER69 February 23, 2011
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Truck Fight club

Truck Fight Club
A group of highschool students who drive trucks,often referred to as douchebags and fags. Their english is very poor and therefore hard to understand. Other people are often referred to as "jimmy." By day they drive their trucks around pointlessly revving their engines, squealing their tires and smoking cigarretes and drinking beer in the high school parking lot hours after school. At night they drive around drunk and frequently set fire to a pile of tires and kill cats with pitch forks. They frequently prey on unsuspecting girls with low confidence promissing them fun parties which are always either at a hunting camp or beside a pile of burning tires. These girls are referred to as groupies. Once one becomes a groupie they become a lifetime member as it is impossible for them to quit.
Rip roarin'
"holy fuck Jimmy"
Doug
Who are those fags hacking darts in their truck, oh its truck fight club.
by fight club disliker December 28, 2006
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