by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

A “monster” that lands in the fictional town of Bumbleyburg in veggietales. When Junior asparagus keeps telling lies about breaking his dads collectors plate, the Fib grows to be a giant heck of a problem, such as smashing cars, ripping apart building decorations, and spinning a cow decor piece so hard that it flies off, catching Officer Scooter Carrot’s attention.
The funniest scene in Larry Boy, and the Fib from Outer Space is when the Fib stands on top of the water tower and shakes Junior like a salt shaker and mistakens Larry for a piece of Candy
by Eli_VeggietalesFan2007 June 24, 2021

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

Faking it Bitch
A Female who uses anything feminine to hide the fact that shes actually gay. Opposite of what a beard does for a man hiding in the closet.
A Female who uses anything feminine to hide the fact that shes actually gay. Opposite of what a beard does for a man hiding in the closet.
She only got married to him as a FIB.
by Rants in Our Pants January 26, 2020
