fight me

all purpose statement that is used when you disagree with anything anyone says or when you simply want to fight someone. Also used to express indifference.

example one:

john: hey jack, i hate your new shoes.
jack: fight me.

example two:

boy1: dude, do you want play football?
boy2: fight me

by redchili94 March 15, 2009

fight or flight

The stress mechanism that all human beings possess whenever they encounter a stressful situation. This involves chemicals such as adrenaline and cortisol overriding the brain in which the person will either face the situation like a badass, or run away like a total pussy.

*fight or flight in a nutshell*
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

fight club

One of the best cinematic experiences I've ever had. Which led to one of the best literary experiences I've ever had. You haven't been shocked until you have actually read the book. Consider the movie PG, and the book is your NC-17.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Fight Club?
Guy 2: Dude, I read it.
Guy 1: Wow. Hey you wanna start a fight club?
Guy 2: Shut up, you missed the point.

by A-Ron Sizzle June 24, 2006

fight with a lawnmower

A short haircut. As if lawnmower had mowed over their head.

All right mate, had a fight with a lawnmower?

by Stern Boller April 30, 2011

Fight Me

The thing you say when you have nothing else to say.

Frank:"FUCK YOU KYLE"
Kyle:"FIGHT ME YOU ITALIAN FUCK"

by Whoahd00d December 22, 2008

fight club

BEST BOOK/MOVIE ever to be read or seen in the theaters. I read this book once so far.. but I will read it again.. and I will read more of chuck palahnuiks work.. simply a genuis

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

by Chuck Palahnuik December 13, 2004

fight the empire

Slang for smoking weed (yoda).

Dude, I scored some yoda on the way home from class. You wanna go fight the empire?

by cipher447 August 22, 2010