Tom Fletcher

Tom Fletcher is the Blonde/Brown haired, 5'9 rhythm guitarist/sing in the band McFLY He's 21 as of this year (woo!) and is Morgan's Boyfriend. :) He has a little sister and is an amazing artist. He's friends with busted and use to have brown hair. He was naked in the music video Please Please which clearly shows that HE IS NOT FAT! He actually has a nice body.

Wow! Tom Fletcher is so fit. I wish I was his girlfriend like morgan is!

by Mechanical Maids December 9, 2008

feltcher

Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.

It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.

FELTCHER EMO "your never sad enough to drink your own cum out of your mates ass"

by bill JIBBLA October 6, 2006

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

by torrK October 14, 2008

fetherbane

Killing of paternal uncle. Compare: eambane(killing of maternal uncle), and keithbane (killing of uncle/killing of someone named Keith)

There's keithbane, eambane, fetherbane aka fethbane, and a whole lot of others.

by Master of beargreen August 28, 2023

friendly felcher

is when you cum in someones ass and you have a friend suck it out with or without a straw

Hey jeff could you stop by the house today and give my wife a friendly felcher

by bob todler October 3, 2009

feltcher

Man who performs anal intercourse and then inserts a straw into the anus and sucks it back out.

One who is a feltcher and feltches.

by Ass fucker September 18, 2003

Fletcher

Not a terrible asshole like all the rest of the definitions would suggest. Actually a pretty nice guy, honest!

Man, that person doing lots of charity work for blind kids with only 7 fingers is a real fletcher!

by Anon23245 February 3, 2010