Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat

Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."

by BerniceMcTrick November 13, 2007

tub ferret /shower weasel

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.

As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.

by chief22 September 25, 2014

ferret

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

by Who wants to know? April 5, 2003

Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003

ferret

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 19, 2008

a purple headed womb ferret

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

by bantu rydurr November 28, 2003