A Feral Druid is a Druid who adheres to the principle of owning stuff while cleverly disguised as a cat, bear, or dire bear.
Mage: Oh snaps! Did you see that Bear totally maul that warrior?
Rogue: Yeah, it must've been a Feral Druid!
Rogue: Yeah, it must've been a Feral Druid!
by Umbreon September 6, 2006

M8 I'm so done with work.
Oath m8, let's have a Feral Friday with the rest of the staff.
FOATH I could use some feral unwinding.
Thank god for Feral Fridays.
Oath m8, let's have a Feral Friday with the rest of the staff.
FOATH I could use some feral unwinding.
Thank god for Feral Fridays.
by Mr Sin Cos Tan May 31, 2015

by Wellfare-O March 1, 2022

An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.
Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.
by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010

by WhereamI???? July 8, 2019

The condition of brutality towards/lack of fear of organized religion a person experiences after converting to atheism.
In tonight's news, three Jehovah's Witnesses were found eviscerated after attempting to minister to a spiritually feral male.
by Robert Stephenson July 25, 2008

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.
(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?
(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!
or
"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"
(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!
or
"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"
by smittyj August 5, 2008
