The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.
by chance June 19, 2003
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by Born to Felch September 4, 2008
Get the ass felching mug.engaging in a passionate kissing/licking with a dog's asshole. as well you eat anything the dog makes including shit and farts.
by ghorg August 16, 2010
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'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008
Get the felching mug.After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
by JD August 17, 2003
Get the felching mug.A sport where if you're a "dry" novice. You will be plagued with terrible, apathetic judges and crazy old directors. Where they say things like "distance parry" and give points to people that hit your foot or your mask!
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"Oh man, because I won against him during pools, now he's not even looking while judging! How awesome."
by Tzeentch February 15, 2005
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The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
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